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Reblogged from protonsneutrons
Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
That explanation is retarded. If that were true, dudes would be getting hard every single time they had to piss. In fact, if that were true most guys would end up blowing a load every time they had to hold it in for an extended period of time.