The Fish Tank

Non-sequiturs, anti-humor, and the angry ramblings of a 20 something misanthrope.

My preferred pronouns are Wiggy, Whim-wham, and Wozzle.

Reblogged from neilcicierega

peterpayne:

J-List stocks awesome Sailor Moon products from Japan. Want to see today’s ranking?
CLICK TO SEE: http://jlist.com/s/all/%22sailor_moon%22/wishes (some NSFW) or http://jbox.com/s/all/%22sailor_moon%22/wishes (PG products only)

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peterpayne:

J-List stocks awesome Sailor Moon products from Japan. Want to see today’s ranking?

CLICK TO SEE: http://jlist.com/s/all/%22sailor_moon%22/wishes (some NSFW) or http://jbox.com/s/all/%22sailor_moon%22/wishes (PG products only)

Reblogged from thecoolestintheworld

(Source: flowerrchildbeautifulchildd)

Reblogged from peterpayne

520-bro:

GET THIS TO 100K

The old lady receptionist at the dentist’s office told me I was a good lookin’ boy and took this picture of me on her ipad. 

The old lady receptionist at the dentist’s office told me I was a good lookin’ boy and took this picture of me on her ipad. 

Reblogged from thecoolestintheworld

(Source: vinebox)

garfieldminusgarfield:

G-G the book - G-G on Facebook - G-G on Twitter

Reblogged from garfieldminusgarfield

garfieldminusgarfield:

G-G the book - G-G on Facebook - G-G on Twitter

Reblogged from peterpayne

peterpayne:

K-On! x China dress. God, I love Ritsu without her silly カチューシャ (hairband).

Reblogged from iraffiruse

iraffiruse:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

Tremors is real. 

Reblogged from timothydelaghetto

(Source: hellacutexo)

peterpayne:

The wisdom of Sailor Moon. I’m sure every girl knows this. 

#sailormoon #pantsu http://ift.tt/1kWdLO0

Reblogged from peterpayne

peterpayne:

The wisdom of Sailor Moon. I’m sure every girl knows this.

#sailormoon #pantsu http://ift.tt/1kWdLO0

So, a few weeks ago I got a pet bird. It was really special. 

Everywhere online I just kept reading training tips that said it would take a least a month before you’d be able to touch your bird with your hand. Mine started getting on my finger on the 3rd day. 

I never even had to close it’s cage because it would just sit on the top all day. It never flew around or tried to go anywhere. If it did it would only be a few feet away, and within minutes it would go right back to the top of it’s cage. 

Lately I had even got it used to flying over to perch on my shoulder and hang out with me until it felt like flying back to it’s cage. 

Just a little bit ago I came home and couldn’t find him anywhere. After searching in every little corner I could think of I finally found it floating dead in the toilet. 

I really need to get drunk now.